this one deserves a standing ovation

we were in the library study room, when hong said something hongish and david goes

"that deserves a standing ovation!" and stands up right next to hong and claps and says to him and everyone "c'mon c'mon stand up!"

hong turns to him and yells

"NO!! YOU STAND UP!!!"

RE: RE: FERTADO

yes candice, that would certainly make more sense wouldnt it. i thouhgt he said that at first too. but this is HONG remember.

piccies from the picnic

RE: Fertado

i thought he said she's a "fritatta"

fertado

anthony: "whos nelly fertado?"

hong: "shes a fertado"

today in the computer labs.

j: (as signing into our blog thing to show them the pics, hong asked what i was doing) i'm going to our blog
h: what blog?
j: 'the' blog?
h: yeah, but which one?
j:....??? our one
h: huh??
j: our blog (points to jesse, hong and myself)
h: ahh, yeah

james dean

we were in the cafeteria one monday afternoon. i forget the topic of the conversation but i know it had nothing to do with james dean. anyway, hong just says

"james dean"
i said " wat has james dean got to do with this?"

hong: " its a movie"

jesse: " james dean is not a movie"

hong: "yeah!! rebel without a cause!"

just for kicks

no need 4 words. lol

dinosaurs

how do scientists know what colour dinosaurs were?

and they call themselves SCIENTISTS

PA-THE-TIC

quite... reassuring..?

Whilst on the topic of affirmations...

H says: gotta learn more
C says: hahahaah... well, they're good
H says: yeah
C says: but the hard part is believing it
H says: well i will believe it :P
if i dont believe it, how can it ever be good?
C says: exactly! :) you understand
H says: understand what

*hangs head and shakes*

L2 Girl

the strange girl from L2 who sings to herself (heads, shoulders,knees and toes.. while in class!!!!! whilst doing the actions... before class begun and we all in little groups talking...) and who also sits in the cafeteria when karaoke is on and sings along... and doing the actions... by herself! ( eg 'Stop' by the Spice Girls) and who also has to have an answer to everything, or at least has to have a say.. and leaves when she said a complete wrong answer....

What's for Lunch? (2 for one deal)

While doing a spot of speaking practice for Japanese)

Clare: 昼ごはんは何ですか? (What's for lunch?)
Hong: *long pause* １０時間のあとでございます。(After 10 hours.)
Clare: No, I asked what was for lunch.
Hong: Yeah! After 10 hours!

/RETAKE/

Clare: 昼ごはんは何ですか?　(What's for lunch?)
Hong: 。。。ぎゅううう~にゅううう~ (...Miiiiiilk.)

get with the times people

people from the 19th century.

whats with them?

am i right?

i mean, get with the program.

handicapped people can be rich too

we were in a study room in the library, wen i noticed a mercedes parked outside in the carpark. i commented:

jesse: i didnt think anyone at UWS could afford to drive a mercedes

hong: so? handicapped people can be rich too.

what does this even mean.........?

Board games?

Jesse: Have you re-borrowed the Chinese text book?
Hong: yeah.
Jesse: sugee (great!)
Hong: scrabble?
Jesse: you wanna play?
Hong: I don't know man

French girl

People who think they are French but aren't.

hat people

people who wear hats at night or in doors

GOD!!

its a blue horse actually

this answer can be used in response to the following questions:

- what brand is that?
- what type of (material object) is that?

answer: "its a blue horse"

this "blue horse" is a universal brand name, type or stlye that can be applied to any material or "inanimate" object.

here are some examples.

"oh, nice sunnies"
"ah thanks. they r bluehorse ones"

wat type of car do u drive?"
"ahh just a blue horse"

so wat company do u work for?
"blue horse.................blue horse"

the tree talker

After a Japanese Exam talking... Hong starts talking but isn't looking @ anyone, instead looking straight @ the bush nearby.

KFC?

Hong (trying to read 健太君{kentakun}）： kentucky-kun

It isnt even Japanese!

Guy sitting next to Hong: Have you seen "Japanese Story"?

Hong: Ah, "Blood Sport"?

unicorns

Talking bout unicorns....
Hong: "Aren't they extinct"

Me talking about my new jeans...
'I wish they made jeans for short people"
Jesse's interpretation...
"I wish there was a Jesus for short people"

old cheese

khoa and i were at mami's bondi junction room helping her wen she was moving to rockdale. she was cleaning up the floor wen i noticed i stange wege of sponge on the floor....

i nudged it with my foot, then picked it up and turned to khoa:

"whats this "

khoa replyed

" looks like some old.....cheese.."

Hong: 'what? who's Ratin??" after talking bout Latin

Give her a call

Candice (coz she'sl on dial-up internet) = Dial-up Candice (Prostitute)

Source: Khoa

Who needs a pyschologist?

Hong (about Sigmund Freud): I thought it was Sigmoid Froid..

pinpoccio

Over MSN

Hong: (trying to relate back to a joke I wasn't there for) Read my msn nick.

Clare: What? Oh Bad Boys. I wasn't there for that this morning, you know.

Hong:...What morning?

After the state election and discussing who we all voted for Hong and I said Labor coz of IR stuff Hong retorts "You are... you!"

When does the party end?

Jade(while reading a card saying "we'll party till 6am"): We'll party till bam!?

Another Farah

After a discussion about work, which lead to paper cuts.
Farah: "I hate paper cuts. I'd rather have the whole limb amputated"

Totally unrelated

(After a long discussion about Health Care and hospitals in Australia.)

Farah: Well one day in the future health facilities will improve and we'll finally have flying cars.

Classic

Hong (reading a card that says death): What's de-ath (dĭ-āth)?

FIST IT

One day Hong was talking to Jesse and Jesse mentioned his fist. Hong then brainstormed the idea of using fist + it to get FIST IT. Unfortunately he is unable to use it anymore.

Studio who?

At a video store:

Clare: *holds out random Japanese DVD* This is a really good movie!!

Hong: Oh isn't this the new one, by that guy...Julia Ghibli?

"Shut up Horse Girl" Hong says this whilst staring right @ David.

The origin of noun + it

Whilst at Jades house Jade had no wood. This lead Hong using the word wood and adding it to become wood it being short for cutting wood. This would be the beginning of his remarkable journey of using nouns + it

Hong whist eating lunch in the cafeteria...
"What? Wedge suit!"

jesse: " so, who ARE the dutch anyway, like where r they from?"
hong: " arent they from ireland?"

The Black Hole forms

Farah and I were talking about an anime, and Hong overheard...

Hong: BLASPHEMY!

Farah: *disgusted look* What?! Blast His Meat?!

Woman

Clare. "Hong, whats the Kanji for woman"
Hong. "Wooooo"

Porno star!

David = Gravy Davy - 70's porno star of the film "Wedges and Gravy"

Source: Hong

They even happen in his sleep

Jesse trying to get blanket from Hong
Hong fast asleep, sits up
"Green and Gold Socceroos!"
Then back to sleep

laser tube

On the topic of Volcanoes...

Candice: So how's your Volcano research going?

Hong: Great! Every morning I wake up and I get excited.

(thanks for reminding me clare)

i get out some pecan nuts to eat one time.

someone says "r they walnuts?"

hong replys : "nah, they r tucan nuts arent they?"

another Hong one liner

と　言いました！

Answer to everything

Jesse: Shaggy what?

Note: requires a tone of voice that makes the person who asked the question think they must have said something with the word shaggy in it.

on the topic of zombies

hong: im a walking talking zombie. PLUS DANCING!!